Quotations

Terrenea · Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 76 Location: Sweden

Post funny, sad or thoughtful quotations here.. whetever you feel like. ^^

Terrenea · Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 76 Location: Sweden

I can begin..(take them as examples)
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Homer: There´s your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I´m a boy.
Homer: That´s the spirit. Never give up.
(from Simpsons)
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"I´m trying to see things from your point of view but I can´t get my head that far up my ass!"
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"Without any fools there would be no wisdom."

Kuro · Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:35 am Post subject:

Where I steal my signature:

"Hell, Just because something isn't real doesn't mean you can't believe in it. Sometimes, the things that may or may not be true are the things a man should believe in the most. That people are basically good; That honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; money and power, power and money, mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and that love, true love never dies. That's important. These are the things a man should believe, because these are the things that are worth believing in."

Secondhand Lions

(A personal philosophy I try to take to heart.)
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sapphiredragon · Joined: 11 Feb 2007 Posts: 144

This one's just on my mind for no good reason:

"Desinimus tarde, quia nos speramus amari." (We stop loving slowly, because we hope to be loved.) from Ovid's Remedia Amoris

Jani_chan · Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 2685 Location: Enma's bed

"Behind every man is a good woman"

"I haven't failed 1000 times. I've simply found 1000 ways that don't work."

~~Thomas Edison

Paurie · Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject:

"My alarm clock smells like my Gameboy, but it tastes like my library card." --Bobby
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Now look 'ere as the blond doesn't notice the secretary there checking out 'is bum.

Terrenea · Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 76 Location: Sweden

Quotations from bash.org:

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like ”does this surprise you? i’m not stupid you know”
<LordChewy> ”i know dad”
<LordChewy> ”what do you have to say for yourself?”
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say ”C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes”
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren’t any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, ”WTF??”
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I’m just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don’t you fucking dare

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

admin · Site Admin Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 1008

Everything that's here.....just everything thats here......

http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

I have to learn the art of optimism......>.<
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Jani_chan · Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 2685 Location: Enma's bed

"Words, words words."

~Hamlet, William Shakespeare's Hamlet

Paurie · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject:

"Yes! ...wait a minute.... no...." --GIR

"Ohh, soft!" --Zidane, FFXI XDDD

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