The Daily Life and Events of one So-Called Yutaka Watari

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Rhea-sama

((OOC: Normally I'm all for the japanese positioning of names but that flowed better. You'd didn't think Watari was just going to stick with the boring and predictable did you? ;D))

*explosions, tinkering noises, a spark, then.... FANFARE!!*

Wahahahah! It's COMPLETE! INVENTION No 3,022, EFFICIENT DAY JOURNAL SLASH PLANNER AND SCRAPBOK MITO-KUN!!

Well, hooray for me! I finally made myself a journal that is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE! *Thunderclaps noies in the background--decides to doodle that in the margins*

*puts a self-portrait on the inside cover* :'DDD

Oh my goodness! I got carried away with my newest creation. This is the Journal Cataloging the Daily Events of Shinigami Watari Yutaka. (Ever notice how the further east you go, the more likely your surname is to be first? Just think! I could have been Yutaka Watari if I'd been born in Italy, or say France!)
Here follows some indecipherable handwriting and even more ambiguous doodlery

Anyway! I'm the Shinigami for the Kinki sector which includes Osaka and Kyoto--both home towns of mine! :'D

You see, I was born in Kyoto, but raised in Osaka. So talk with the Osaka-ben Kansai dialect instead of the Kyoto-ben variation. Tsuzuki likes to make fun of it. His impression is terrible--it's hilarious. I think my liver still hurts from all the laughter last time.

Let's see.. apart from science and my alchemical research..I like to swim...Uh.. Oh I like birds! I have a whole bunch of them! Say 'hi'' 003!

The marks of owl talons

That's 003, she's my closest friend, and a stunningly adorable little owl!
More feet marks

003! Get your own journal!

Long series of scratches

003!! I'm surprised at you! Such language! No owl treats for a week!

Um sorry, where was I?

*has sort of a short attention span*

Oh I was gonna tell you more about ME! Very Happy

Or well, maybe tell.. me about me.. in case I forget all this too...but that's not important right now!

I've been here about.. thirty.. forty years or so.. And no I have never. Ever. Spiked. The. Coffee. What. Are. You. Talking. About?

And yes gods damnit I am a natural blodne!

Inquiring, sceptical talon marks

ZERO ZERO THREE!!!! Ox<

Excuse me, there's an owl I need to go roast *dash!*
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admin · Site Admin Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 1008

Wow you're a really an amazing artist, you definitely have a knack with pencils. I almost saw you coming to life through my computer screen for a second there @__@.

Apart from that, you sound like the sort of person suffering from an array of mental conditions. Your best friend is really an owl???? And how can anyone from Osaka have natural blond hair, though if your anything like your picture it's very nice.

Anyway aside from sounding a little crazy...I mean experiments?? Explosions?? I'm happy you're able to make a journal. And I really hope to read more entries in here soon. There's a scary doctor on here somewhere, and his journal is like, waaaaay scary. So I need to get into someone elses business that is less terrifying.
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Rhea-sama · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject:

I don't know who you are or how you found Mito-kun but when I--Oh really!? You really like my art? YAY! SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY GENIUS!! <333 *smoochies, kisses* ^___^

And yes. My hair is still naturally blond--don't you dare start 003!
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admin · Site Admin Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 1008

Even your best friend sounds quarrelsome O.o

Anyway, you're smart right. Could you zap me some special software for my comp to make it all better. It's really pyscho.
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Rhea-sama · Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:53 pm Post subject:

Ahh well, heh *scratches neck* It's kinda hard for me to do without actually seeing it.. you know?
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Rhea-sama · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject: Neeed Caffeeeeiiiiinee...

Tatsumi took away my coffee cup today. Bastard. Just because I haven't slept for..*squints* Three days and am royally behind on my paperwork!!

Good thing I had that stash of caffeine pills in my lab. Though really. I want my coffee cup back. I can only drink black tea out of my beakers for so long--I need them, like in my actual experiments!

Maybe if I get all my paperwork done he'll give it back and leave me alone. Still, I guess I should be happy that he cares enough to notice.

..What? Don't be ridiculous Winston! And you can just can it too Jizrebella!

Ignore those two. They're just the faeries that I start seeing when I stop sleeping. It's been awhile actually. We had a lot to catch up on ^^
Say hi guys!

...or don't. Fine! Be that way! *starts chasing the insomnia faeries around the lab, journal entry is forgotten and left unfinished at this time*
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admin · Site Admin Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 1008

That is very very mean to take that away from yo you poor thing. Though why don't you just go get another cup U__U;

It's not really a good idea to take too many caffine pills either, you seem hyper and insane enough. Oh, I would also like to ask if your insomniac faeries are single, I need a date.
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Rhea-sama · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:20 am Post subject:

Bob is currently single, misogynistic, homophobic, and not looking. (he's taking the breakup between him and Ator rather harshly..) Moto is available, but you don't want to date him. He's crazy and unstable.
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admin · Site Admin Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 1008

Oh that should be fine, I'm obviously gotten to the point where I'm desperate enough to date the figments of some crack pots imagination, it's fine if it so happens their imaginary friends are unstable as well. ^__^

OH! Also, I just made a cup out of grass at grass weaving school, if your cup problem isn't sorted by then I can send you mine. BTW I heard that if blackmails/bribes you to get you to sleep and work it means they want to marry you.
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Rhea-sama · Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:24 am Post subject: I'M NOT EMO!! >.O

Just a quick note.

Memo to self: Never, ever let Tatsumi and or Tsuzuki walk in on an experiment dealing with the physiological effects of bloodloss.

Memo to self II: Getting beat up with an already low plasma content hurts even more TT__TT

People don't understand my work Crying or Very sad

It's for science I say--SCIENCE!! Mad

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