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The Daily Life and Events of one So-Called Yutaka Watari((OOC: Normally I'm all for the japanese positioning of names but that flowed better. You'd didn't think Watari was just going to stick with the boring and predictable did you? ;D))
*explosions, tinkering noises, a spark, then.... FANFARE!!*
Wahahahah! It's COMPLETE! INVENTION No 3,022, EFFICIENT DAY JOURNAL SLASH PLANNER AND SCRAPBOK MITO-KUN!!
Well, hooray for me! I finally made myself a journal that is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE! *Thunderclaps noies in the background--decides to doodle that in the margins*
*puts a self-portrait on the inside cover* :'DDD
Oh my goodness! I got carried away with my newest creation. This is the Journal Cataloging the Daily Events of Shinigami Watari Yutaka. (Ever notice how the further east you go, the more likely your surname is to be first? Just think! I could have been Yutaka Watari if I'd been born in Italy, or say France!)
Here follows some indecipherable handwriting and even more ambiguous doodlery
Anyway! I'm the Shinigami for the Kinki sector which includes Osaka and Kyoto--both home towns of mine! :'D
You see, I was born in Kyoto, but raised in Osaka. So talk with the Osaka-ben Kansai dialect instead of the Kyoto-ben variation. Tsuzuki likes to make fun of it. His impression is terrible--it's hilarious. I think my liver still hurts from all the laughter last time.
Let's see.. apart from science and my alchemical research..I like to swim...Uh.. Oh I like birds! I have a whole bunch of them! Say 'hi'' 003!
The marks of owl talons
That's 003, she's my closest friend, and a stunningly adorable little owl!
More feet marks
003! Get your own journal!
Long series of scratches
003!! I'm surprised at you! Such language! No owl treats for a week!
Um sorry, where was I?
*has sort of a short attention span*
Oh I was gonna tell you more about ME! 
Or well, maybe tell.. me about me.. in case I forget all this too...but that's not important right now!
I've been here about.. thirty.. forty years or so.. And no I have never. Ever. Spiked. The. Coffee. What. Are. You. Talking. About?
And yes gods damnit I am a natural blodne!
Inquiring, sceptical talon marks
ZERO ZERO THREE!!!! Ox<
Excuse me, there's an owl I need to go roast *dash!*
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CommentWow you're a really an amazing artist, you definitely have a knack with pencils. I almost saw you coming to life through my computer screen for a second there @__@.
Apart from that, you sound like the sort of person suffering from an array of mental conditions. Your best friend is really an owl???? And how can anyone from Osaka have natural blond hair, though if your anything like your picture it's very nice.
Anyway aside from sounding a little crazy...I mean experiments?? Explosions?? I'm happy you're able to make a journal. And I really hope to read more entries in here soon. There's a scary doctor on here somewhere, and his journal is like, waaaaay scary. So I need to get into someone elses business that is less terrifying.
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I don't know who you are or how you found Mito-kun but when I--Oh really!? You really like my art? YAY! SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY GENIUS!! <333 *smoochies, kisses* ^___^
And yes. My hair is still naturally blond--don't you dare start 003!
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CommentEven your best friend sounds quarrelsome O.o
Anyway, you're smart right. Could you zap me some special software for my comp to make it all better. It's really pyscho.
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Ahh well, heh *scratches neck* It's kinda hard for me to do without actually seeing it.. you know?
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Neeed Caffeeeeiiiiinee...Tatsumi took away my coffee cup today. Bastard. Just because I haven't slept for..*squints* Three days and am royally behind on my paperwork!!
Good thing I had that stash of caffeine pills in my lab. Though really. I want my coffee cup back. I can only drink black tea out of my beakers for so long--I need them, like in my actual experiments!
Maybe if I get all my paperwork done he'll give it back and leave me alone. Still, I guess I should be happy that he cares enough to notice.
..What? Don't be ridiculous Winston! And you can just can it too Jizrebella!
Ignore those two. They're just the faeries that I start seeing when I stop sleeping. It's been awhile actually. We had a lot to catch up on ^^
Say hi guys!
...or don't. Fine! Be that way! *starts chasing the insomnia faeries around the lab, journal entry is forgotten and left unfinished at this time*
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That is very very mean to take that away from yo you poor thing. Though why don't you just go get another cup U__U;
It's not really a good idea to take too many caffine pills either, you seem hyper and insane enough. Oh, I would also like to ask if your insomniac faeries are single, I need a date.
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Bob is currently single, misogynistic, homophobic, and not looking. (he's taking the breakup between him and Ator rather harshly..) Moto is available, but you don't want to date him. He's crazy and unstable.
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Oh that should be fine, I'm obviously gotten to the point where I'm desperate enough to date the figments of some crack pots imagination, it's fine if it so happens their imaginary friends are unstable as well. ^__^
OH! Also, I just made a cup out of grass at grass weaving school, if your cup problem isn't sorted by then I can send you mine. BTW I heard that if blackmails/bribes you to get you to sleep and work it means they want to marry you.
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I'M NOT EMO!! >.OJust a quick note.
Memo to self: Never, ever let Tatsumi and or Tsuzuki walk in on an experiment dealing with the physiological effects of bloodloss.
Memo to self II: Getting beat up with an already low plasma content hurts even more TT__TT
People don't understand my work  It's for science I say--SCIENCE!! 
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Quick replyQuick reply:
Dude. Get a girlfriend.
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*grabs Mito-kun* No time for a girlfriend I'm afraid. Gotta help Tsuzuki and Hisoka with their latest case. Some demon and a cursed violin. Poor kid in this case's got problems. I'm trying to decipher the contract that was put in his eye. Man. You'd think hospitals would CHECK for things like demon curses on their organ donors but noooOOooOOOo. They leave it for US to solve out.
Argh. Gotta go back to work now! Just a quicke note I thought I'd mention :3
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 I wasn't aware that demonic forces were exactly common. *decides to find detox book* I'm taking care of my organs.
Anyway good luck! Hope the kid turns out fine and you manage to make out that contract thingy. Bet its real boring.
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