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Who'd win in a fightBecause I'm in a petty bored mood and felt I should post something. And dragging the hapless YnM characters into it was just too tempting.
Come on, who would win in a fight??
Oriya v Tatsumi??
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measuring time
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Pssht.
Tatsumi.
Though when fighting traditionally, I lean toward Oriya.
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admin
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I think Tatsumi could take over meifu if he wanted to but I think he gets more of a buzz out of organising then ruling. I think even in a traditional fight Tatsumi has an advantage. But I have the oddest feeling that Oriya could surprise him, and wasn't it said at some point Oriya was quite spiritual or that some energy surrounded him, I think it was Tatsumi that pointed it out as well. I think overall Tatsumi, but to underestimate Oriya is as foolish as passing the carving knife to Muraki at a christmas dinner when the lights go out. ><
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Veleda
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It would depend on when and where they were fighting. Oriya's swordsmanship is good, but pales in comparison to Tatsumi's shadow powers. On the other hand, if they were fighting at night in a place with no light... well, I wouldn't put it past Tatsumi to have secret martial arts abilities, but it would still be a close fight.
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measuring time
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(...well, I would put it past Tatsumi to have secret martial arts abilities...)
Everyone knows that Tatsumi is secretly a ninja. He wields the power of stealth just as readily as he wields that blasted calculator of his. (If anything, he oppresses his foes with his mighty billing prowess.)
No, I dare say, the only possible means of his defeat is being on the wrong end of economic inflation.
Heh.
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Veleda
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(Doh! I meant I wouldn't put it past him. I'm always making typos that completely change the meaning of what I say. I think you got what I meant though.)
Billing prowess! I can see it now:
*Oriya lifts sword*
Tatsumi: Wait!
Oriya: What?
Tatsumi: Here
Oriya: What are these?
Tatsumi: Bills to be filled out at the end. I expect you to compensate for the time I'm taking off work, as well as any damage to my suit or glasses.
Oriya: ........
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pyro_o
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8DDDDDD @ crazy Tatsumi
it's Tats. All the way, man. That guy's got some CRAZY power.
and he CAN wield that 'blasted calculator' of his very, very well. Too well, almost. ><;
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admin
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| Veleda wrote: | (Doh! I meant I wouldn't put it past him. I'm always making typos that completely change the meaning of what I say. I think you got what I meant though.)
Billing prowess! I can see it now:
*Oriya lifts sword*
Tatsumi: Wait!
Oriya: What?
Tatsumi: Here
Oriya: What are these?
Tatsumi: Bills to be filled out at the end. I expect you to compensate for the time I'm taking off work, as well as any damage to my suit or glasses.
Oriya: ........ |
*Cackling*
omg thats too funny.
Okay so what would Oriya need in he's favour to actually win, since Tatsumi is totally kicking butt here so far.
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pyro_o
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A very very sharp sword.
And a signed guarantee from Tatsumi's suit makers/tailors that his sword will not give much damage on his clothes. Just him. ><;
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admin
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| pyro_o wrote: | A very very sharp sword.
And a signed guarantee from Tatsumi's suit makers/tailors that his sword will not give much damage on his clothes. Just him. ><; |
omg lol probably.
Okay new characters have entered the ring. *ding ding*
Saya + Yuma vs Muraki
What! It may not be as uneven as you think.
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Rhea-sama
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Oh my god. That's no contest. They'd drive Muraki craaaaazy---wait... XDD
Well, crazier x3
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admin
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| Rhea-sama wrote: | Oh my god. That's no contest. They'd drive Muraki craaaaazy---wait... XDD
Well, crazier x3 |
They'd be like,
"wwoooowww cutttteee, he reminds me of an older Hisoka-chan right Saya?"
*Muraki twitches at comparison to "the boy"*
"Prepare to die Shimi-"
"And look at those nails Yuma!!"
"Yeah let's paint them!!!"
"What are you-"
"Too much white you should wear pink house"
"I'm trying to kill you!!!"
"Not dressed like that you're not-show him Saya!!"
*rest edited out dues to extreme violence*
*blinking* "he killed himself?"
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Rhea-sama
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x333 I see them shoving him into a lacy pair of pink panties XD
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admin
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| Rhea-sama wrote: | | x333 I see them shoving him into a lacy pair of pink panties XD |
"I refuse to do this...."
(shopping channel music)
*lifts microphone*
"Here we have Kazutaka-chan wearing a spectacular pair of french knickers in a beautiful seamless lace"
*audience claps and takes photo's*
"Where is Oriya when I need him"
(Oriya eating crisps in tomato dip, takes a bite whilst watching TV)
*frowns* 'why doesn't this tv box have a screen capture function'
I think they would probably be the only shimigami capable of capturing Muraki.
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Rhea-sama
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Pretty much XDD
I see them as being reeeeeaaally nimble XD You know so like.. he tries to blast them and all of a sudden they're just next to him again XDD
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admin
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| Rhea-sama wrote: | Pretty much XDD
I see them as being reeeeeaaally nimble XD You know so like.. he tries to blast them and all of a sudden they're just next to him again XDD |
SO DO I!!! And I can imagine him really confused because theres two of them, not to mention they'd be talking aaaall the way through, so there'd be these girly voices babbling at him from every angle. By the time the battle neared it's end. The whole area would be set alight and full of destruction, "taka-chan?", "ARGH!", they'd probably just appear behind him and who knows what would happen to the poor bastard then. Formidable force those two.
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Rhea-sama
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OMG YES!! EXACTLY XDDD
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pyro_o
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oh, they've got him whipped.
c'mon- even he freaks out when Tsuzuki's all over him. But he (grudgingly) takes it from those two.
he's whipped. >D
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Rhea-sama
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"And look at you! Wearing white--It's after Labor day!"
"Scandalous Saya."
"Terrible Yuma."
"You know what that means."
Mur *gulps* "what....does that mean?"
"WE GET TO PUNISH YOU~~~~!!! <33333" *floating hearts everywhere*
They'd be the cutest donamatricies ever XDDDD
And.. so happy and bubbly about it too.
"Ooh~! You're a bad boy aren't'cha?"
"I think he is" x3
"SPANKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNG~!!!" *floating hearts everywhere*
XDDDD
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admin
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| Rhea-sama wrote: | "And look at you! Wearing white--It's after Labor day!"
"Scandalous Saya."
"Terrible Yuma."
"You know what that means."
Mur *gulps* "what....does that mean?"
"WE GET TO PUNISH YOU~~~~!!! <33333" *floating hearts everywhere*
They'd be the cutest donamatricies ever XDDDD
And.. so happy and bubbly about it too.
"Ooh~! You're a bad boy aren't'cha?"
"I think he is" x3
"SPANKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNG~!!!" *floating hearts everywhere*
XDDDD |
I think I just punctured my gut laughing at that.
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pyro_o
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they. are. so. cute.
*clings to Rhea* that was adorable. Tatsumi's got nothing. 
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kingofswords
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Muraki - he'd seduce them, giggling fangirls that they are... they wouldn't stand a chance!
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Rhea-sama
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Okay okay, we need a new setup!
Who'd win
Watson or the Gushoshin? XD
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sapphiredragon
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It's two versus one, so that kinda tips things in the Gushoshin's favor.
Besides the Gushoshin would just hit any challengers with books--heavy books.
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admin
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Watson moves awfully slow, I mean he like trembles when trying to put a cup on the table where as the Gushoshin would be zipping and zooming around he's head. I think if Watson was to have a chance, maybe he could get them in the Counts house, that place is awful big and confusing, maybe he could trap them there or traumatize them, or maybe he could get them on some kind of mentle level, or scare them. I dunno, you picked a weird one Rhea lol.
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sapphiredragon
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Yes, Watson could take them down to...
the basement
oh no!
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Rhea-sama
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| admin wrote: | | Watson moves awfully slow, I mean he like trembles when trying to put a cup on the table where as the Gushoshin would be zipping and zooming around he's head. I think if Watson was to have a chance, maybe he could get them in the Counts house, that place is awful big and confusing, maybe he could trap them there or traumatize them, or maybe he could get them on some kind of mentle level, or scare them. I dunno, you picked a weird one Rhea lol. |
I think that had more to do with the fact that the table was much higher than he was. He's always doing his special effects thing I mean...
And I just picked the two non Watari-Tatsumi related ones that came to my head XD
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admin
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| Rhea-sama wrote: |
I think that had more to do with the fact that the table was much higher than he was.
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But so are Gushoshin......
It would be an interesting fight....maybe Watson could give them a flower from the Counts garden.
You can do Watari versus Tatsumi you know, maybe that could be the next one.
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Chazmy
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I don't know something tells me Waston would kick their ass.
I mean his is pretty scary looking. That melting glop of goo on his eye would have anybody running out of their shoes just to get away.
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Editor
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| Chazmy wrote: | I don't know something tells me Waston would kick their ass.
I mean his is pretty scary looking. That melting glop of goo on his eye would have anybody running out of their shoes just to get away. |
What is Watson, and how did he get there??? Why the hell do I suddenly want backstory on Watson XD
Here's a random one, Maria's stepmother versuses Hojo from the boat arc.
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Chazmy
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I thought about this for a while and I came to the conclusion. Waston is a whole mess of melted candle wax, formed together by the counts hands on one of his ' I am so bored right now ' days.
Perhaps The count tried to make a replica of Tsuzuki and it just didn't work out for him. Hence the creation of Waston
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Editor
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| Chazmy wrote: |
Perhaps The count tired to make a replica of Tsuzuki and it just didn't work out for him. Hence the creation of Waston
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GACK!! ACK!! Oh wow....no...it's like Frankestein @__@
Its aaaaalive aaaaalive aa-what the fuc-
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Chazmy
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OMG! could you just imagine when the count is in one of his ' I want Tsuzuki ' moods and has to call Waston in instead to try his best at imagining it as being Tsuzuki. LOL!
That would go for a really f**cked up fic O_o
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