Quotations

Terrenea · Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 76 Location: Sweden

"Do you love me because I am beautiful..
..or am I beautiful because you love me?"

- Oscar Hammerstein (I think)

"The one who does not enjoy solitude will not love freedom.""

"People commit sins in order to survive.
People also love eachother in order to survive.."

"Those who live in darkness wander aimlessly." (<- guess from where! ;P)

Paurie · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:59 am Post subject:

"Twitch." -Kuro XD
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sapphiredragon · Joined: 11 Feb 2007 Posts: 144

"Would you like to buy something?"

-Malchior (Chrono Trigger)

Jani_chan · Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 2685 Location: Enma's bed

"Today's my birthday!"

--old man at work every day that I see him (about 4 times a week)

Paurie · Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:49 am Post subject:

"Love me, hate me, but never forget me."
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Terrenea · Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 76 Location: Sweden

"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

Terrenea · Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 76 Location: Sweden

"I´m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
-R. Kennedy

"You´re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Dean Martin

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese, the Swiss hold the America´s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn´t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ´Bush´, ´Dick´ and ´Colon´. Need I say more?"
-Chris Rock

Paurie · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject:

"Look, you can always explain why you're late. You can't explain why you're dead!!" <--my mommy yesterday as I was trying to get to work on time. XD
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pyro_o · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject:

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
-- Walter Walker (quoted in Newspapers, 1981)

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
-- Groucho Marx

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-- Doug Larson

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard
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Terrenea · Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 76 Location: Sweden

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown, But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and bitch-slap that mother@#$?!! upside the head." Twisted Evil