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Jani_chan · Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 2685 Location: Enma's bed

"Some say that a true friend's the one who'll come bail you out of jail at two in the morning after a party. But I say that a true friend is the guy sitting next to you saying 'man, we really screwed up this time'."

---some guy who came through my line at work

Chazmy · Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:49 am Post subject:

* The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.

Albert Einstein

* There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.

* Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."

* { from the Family guy}

Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
(after Peter falls down the waterslide) I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.

Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.

* { from the simpsons }

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

ok I'll find more soon ^_^

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