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masterHoffmann · Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 28 Location: Far-far away

Huse M.D. + Yami no Matsuei. Some of ilnesses herr Doktor (my second nickname) had found.

And so...

Syndrome #1: Asato Tsuzuki
Symptoms: the patient was found in a desert, where he’d been for a week. He was begging for some condensed milk.
Complications: even if we gave him milk he was keeping turning into some kind of creature, which was more likely a dog.
Treatment: brain transfusion or Syndrome #4.

Syndrome #2: Hisoka Kurosaki
Symptoms: irritability, shotaro complex.
Complications: unpredictable reactions due meeting people with Syndrome #4.
Treatment: sake.

Syndrome #3: Seichiro Tatsumi
Symptoms: economy, that transforms into greed. Patient refuses to work of even talk for free. By unconfirmed data – stealing newspapers.
Complications: in combination with other illnesses (even flu) there is a risk that all underworld (a.k.a. Meifu) will be attacked, defeated and seizure.
Treatment: money and cough medicine.

Syndrome #4: Kazutaka Muraki
Symptoms: sadism, pedophilia, unkillikgness.
Complications: the second season of Yami no Matsuei.
Treatmenå: syndromes #1 and #4 level each other. Probably, death (watch symptoms).

Syndrome #5: Yutaka Watari
Symptoms: unusual cheerfulness, lack of negative emotions, transsexual wishes, probably zoophile.
Complications: sadistic wish: making and persuading people to drink liquids with inaccurate composition, which make them younger, invisible etc.
Treatment: inexact. Probably, brain transfusion.

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laustic · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 659 Location: Florida

*laughs* This is quite something!